focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

 Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

holyposeidon:

the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them

lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids

ivegotanidea:

y0uth-in-retr0spect:

decodethefallenmoon:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol

I thought this was amazing then I looked at the comments and was like

“there clearly isn’t a hula hoop in that.. what the actual hell is a crisp?… oh” - american problems

Because when I hear hula hoops, my first instinct is to assume a (specific) foreign country has a snack that’s named the same as a popular toy.

To be honest, I’d sooner assume that an artist made a giant cup of coffee and dropped two toy hula hoops into it. It wouldn’t be the craziest thing an artist has done for the sake of making art.

Before that though I’d assume the picture was Photoshopped seeing as I would normally have no reason to question my idea of what a hula hoop is and there are no sources to prove any information about the picture.

internetexplorers:

losing a follower