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my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
why are you burning a fucking crayon on carpet fucking savage
i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up
and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
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