haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
sup mtv welcome to my crib
heytherebiebs: oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
wurnbo: how to get out of bed wake up no go back to sleep
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
australiansanta: *whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl
derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
krabkrust: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
getting-fit-staying-fab: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
nahlou: there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
partybarackisinthehousetonight: maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr
After 10 days: (1) Facebook
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
thisismyveritas: It really frustrates me that the Dr. Who fandom calls themselves like “Wholockians” or “Whovians” because CLEARLY the coolest name you could choose for that fandom is “Whooligans” and they are wasting such a golden opportunity.
Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes...
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )