February 2012
Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab...
It didn’t work.
womens magazine: you're beautiful just the way you are
womens magazine: lose 557965 lbs in 2 weeks
womens magazine: natural is beautiful
womens magazine: buy blush, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, foundation etc.
When your parents ask you if you broke something.
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
When someone takes a picture of you sleeping
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when someone trusts you with their...
and you just feel like such an awesome friend.
When you catch a person you don't like looking at...
What the fuck do you want?
