CHATBOX

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you

penis-hilton:

me dying

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bigelephantsneverforget:

Diversity at its finest

bigelephantsneverforget:

Diversity at its finest

deluminator:

ufck

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

girlyxoxo:

cuteyypie:

loveyoubabe:

THE 40 GREATEST DOG GIFS OF ALL TIME

SEE THEM ALL HERE

NUMBER 20 IS SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE THESE

IM SO HAPPY NOW THESE ARE SO CUTEEEEEEE. I CAN’T HANDLE THE LAST ONE

I think i’m in love with all of these.

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird