*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl
why do all the grunge blogs use these
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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak






