Big Elephants Never Forget

*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

thatsqualitystuff:

i went into the music storage room to get sometHING AND I WAS SO SCARED I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair

getting-fit-staying-fab:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.