Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
THIS IS AMAZING
Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
Whose pick-up line is better?
This is why I never seem to get any work done.
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck
i caNT BREATHE
*walks into school*
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"